A friend of mine met a girl at a church social who was beautiful, smart, funny, and had a melodious voice.
When he complimented her on her outfit, she said, 'Do you like it? I made it myself. I'm independently wealthy but I hate to spend money on something I don't have to."
Impressed, he asked if she would like to go out to dinner sometime. She said, "Can we go out tonight? I really like you but I insist on it being my treat. I really don't like men spending money on me."
At dinner, he asked her if should like some win with her meal and she told him she didn't drink.
When he offered her a cigarette she said that she didn't smoke.
They danced -- closely. Then they took a romantic walk in the park when suddenly a giraffe on roller skates crossed their path. "Wow! I bet you don't see something like that every day." he said. She replied, "I won't bet because I don't gamble, but I'll admit that was an unusual sight."
Leaving the park, they came across a bum shivering on the sidewalk. She reached into her handbag and gave the man two hundred dollars, saying, "You poor fellow. Take this and get a hot meal and use the rest to buy some warm clothes."
My friend was greatly impressed. This woman was beautiful, smart, funny, frugal but generous, and she didn't smoke, drink, or gamble, and she obviously likes him!. Amazing. He asked her what she would like to do next. She snuggled up to him and said, "Let's go up to my place and we can have unbridled sex all night."
They rushed over to her house. She unlocked the door, opened it, and said, "After you." Eagerly he went inside and there, right in the middle of the living room was a very dead camel. He looked at her strangely and she said, "Well, I never told you I was neat."