BAD JOKE WEDNESDAY

So a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender. "Got any bread?"

The bartender tells him, "No."

And the duck asks again, "Got any bread?"

'I already told you, no."

Then the duck asks a third time, "Got any bread?""

This goes on a half dozen more times and finally the bartender loses his cool and yells, "Look, if you ask me if I have any bread, I'm oging to take your @#$%^& bill and nail it to the bar!"

The duck thinks for a minute, then asks, "Got any nails?"

The bartender explodes.  "No!"

"Got any bread?"