HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KENNY!

My younger brother Ken (he's the smart one; I'm the smarter one) is really, really, really old today.  I mean older than dirt old.  I think we should let out a cheer for Ken (he's the handsome one; I'm the more handsome one). 

Huzzah!  Huzzah!  Huzzah!

Despite being related to me, Ken (he's the talented one; I'm the more talented one) is a damned nice guy and deserves all the best.  I hope he has a perfect day.

What many people don't know about Ken (he's the sexy one; I'm the universal sex symbol) is that he appears fixated on small farm animals -- in particular goats.  This may arise from the many, many farm sets we had as kids.

So, for his birthday I was going to send him a goat but it escaped and was last seen around Lowell, Massachusetts.  (see link)

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2015/01/01/keller-large-lowell-goat-breaks-his-silence/

So I thought I'd send him a moo-cow for his birthday but it turned out he wouldn't give milk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obKLdou0LH0

So in honor of his birthday, here are some clips of goats.

Cute baby goats:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL6Ws4i07is

Weird goats:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yaTmPHdZVM

Stupid goats:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ8IethsyIQ

Funny goats:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18qmoZ0uGqU

Happy birthday, Kenny!

-- From Jerry's evil twin brother Yrrej