IS NOTHING SACRED?

First, they turned Anne of Green Gables into a blonde.

Now they're giving her herpes:

http://boingboing.net/2013/01/24/fun-science-fact-anne-of-gree.html

Which leads me to versify:

Annie's such a pretty bird,
  But, alas, she's lost her chirp, she's
Doubly sad she's now a blonde
  Who's loaded down with herpes!