Marina Chapman, a British housewife claims she was raied by monkeys in Colombia. Chapman said that she had been kidnapped when she was five years old and left for dead in the jungle by her kidnappers. There, according to her account, she was raised by capuchin monkeys. After five years with the capuchins, she was found by hunters and sold to a brothel.
When her story was questioned by reporters, she flung her own excement at them.
Okay, I made up that last sentence. I wonder what else was made up in this story.
Um...what feeds a capuchin for a week could feed a human for about an hour? Maybe the better part of a day, given the greater industry of capuchin mitochondria...yes, more excrement than you suggest is being flung here. Leaving aside how many capuchin it would take to carry even a small human infant.
ReplyDeleteAh, it's early. She was adopted after she was capable of locomotion and even of singing them lullabies. Last sentence still applies.
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