Small House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

119 MINUTES DOWN THE DRAIN, AND THEN SOME

If Ishtar and Heaven's Gate had a child and that child was beaten severely with an ugly stick, it still would be a more pleasant viewing experience than Seth Rogan's The Green Hornet, a film I just rented on DVD.  I kept watching in hopes that there might be some redeeming value.  Sadly, I was wrong.  Perversely, I returned the DVD in full knowledge that someone else would rent it and have to undergo the same dispairing experience.  **For those averse to subtlety, this has been a negative review.**

     Since I was on a roll, I also rented Little Fockers, the third in the decreasingly unfunny series.  At least this one had a couple of chuckles, but not much else.

      Now that Osama bin Ladin has been killed, I suspect the most terrifying thing that could happen to the American public would be if Seth Rogan and Owen Wilson co-starred in a movie.

4 comments:

  1. Don't give anybody ideas. The trailer for the Green Hornet was enough to turn me off. My nephew says it's a good movie. My reply is "Only to people who don't know the Hornet."

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  2. But you missed the 3-D on HORNET, Jerry!

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  3. I have heard nothing but Bad Reviews of this movie.

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  4. I doubt if you will ever hear any good reviews of this one, George.

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