Headline from today's Honolulu Hulagan:
Hawaii Finds Donald Trump's Birth Certificate
"It's the funniest thing," said Department of Vital Records employee Simon Poi, "We were just looking around for Barack Obama's birth certificate, like we do every Friday, and there it was -- Donald Trump's birth certificate!" According to the certtificate, the presidential aspirant's birth name was George Pumalakapuu and he is really only 17 years old.
Actually, that's the birth certificate for his toupee.
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