Openers: A monstrous terror reigns in the house of Reb Manashe Frisch, estate owner in the Galician village of Olsztyn, in the eastern reaches of the Austrian Empire. Reb Manashe is pacing madly, rubbing his hands together till one nearly breaks the other. His wife Leah lies about and falls into fainting spells, their tiny children are crying -- no, wailing. And the servants are running from one room to the next in the greatest terror
Because a terrible thing has happened. Reb Menashe's eldest daughter, Chanah, a girl of seventeen, has disappeared in the middle of the night under mysterious circumstances.
Now, Reb Menashe was a rabbi's son. His father had been the rabbi of a small Galician shtetl, and it was expected that Menashe likewise be trained as a rabbi. As a child he had a fine head on his shoulders -- very focused and sharp of thought. He would surely have grown up to become a formidable genius. But his health faded from too much sitting and studying, and the doctors ordered that he take rest for a while in a village in the mountains. He would enjoy fresh air there and have some much-needed time away from his studies.
"Kidnapped for Conversion" by Jonas Kreppel (from Adventures of Max Spitzkopf: The Yiddish Sherlock Holmes, by Jonas Keppel, edited and translated by Mihki Yashinsky, 2025; the story was first published in a cheap, 32-page pulp fiction pamphlet published in Austro-Hungarian Empire in 1908)
Supersleuth Max Spitzkopf -- "he's bold as a lion and takes the wildest risks" -- solved and fought his way through fifteen harrowing adventures, many of which chronicles the nightmarish existence of European Jewry at the time. Fear not, though, for Spitzkpf invariably prevails against the dastardly villains of the stories, bring a sense of order to the fictional world and a sense of satisfaction to the many Yiddish readers of his adventures. (The editor is careful to note that one of those enthusiastic readers was future Noble Prize laureate Isaac Bashevis Singer.) The crimes Spitzkopf investigates are those that often affected the Jewish population of Vienna and other localities of the Empire: a young Christian boy's disappearance gives rise to the rumor that Jews are kidnapping Christian boys to use their blood to make Passover matzos; an entire Viennese Jewish family, including a ten-year-old girl, is murdered; or. in this case. a deranged Christian man kidnaps a Jewish woman with the intent of marrying her, after forcing her to convert.
Spitzkoptf "IS A JEW and he has always taken every opportunity to stand up FOR JEWS."
Max Spitzkopf is an interesting side note in the history of mystery fiction.. Ever fearless, he found an enthusiastic audience among his Yiddish readers. But you don't have to be Jewish to appreciate either the character, his adventures, or their historic context. Consider the caption that accompanied the cover illustration of the original pamphlet of "Kidnapped for Conversion": "Ho, you villains! I have caught you. I am the detective Sptizkopf, and all four of you are under arrest." You just have to love dialog like that!
Kreppel (1874-1940) was a journalist, active in Orthodox politics, who spent his last three decades editing a German Jewish weekly. As an out-spoken Austrian-Jewish intellectual, he was a fierce critic of Nazism. He was arrested in 1938, first sent to Dachau, and then to Buchenwald, where he was murdered on July 24, 1940.
Incoming:
- "Piers Anthony" (Piers Anthony Jacob) - OX. Science fiction, Book Three in the Of Man and Manta trilogy, following Ornivore and Orn. "Cal, Veg. and Aquilon -- two men and one woman -- roamed the alternate dimensions of time and space. With them were the mantas, strange flying aliens -- half animal, half fungus -- who could boast the keenest senses of any creature in the universe. And with them too was the mysterious, impossible super-woman, Tamme. They were imprisoned on a hostile world dominated by savage robots . It was crucial to their very survival that each find a way back to their familiar dimension of Earth. Suddenly they encounter OX -- an amorphous, telepathic being of immense luminosity -- who held the key to every alternate continuum in the universe, including their only chance for escape!" [OX is represented typographically with a line above the name as well as one below it, but I can't be bothered to figure out how to do this on Word. Nor do I want to. --JH] I'm not the biggest Piers Anthony fan, but I picked this one up on the off-chance that I might feel compelled to read it some day.
- "Daniel Boyd" (Dan Stumpf), The Devil and Streak Wilson, Gone to Graveyards, and Mention My Name in Hell. Weird westerns. Devil: "The kid they called Streak Wilson had a way with a gun, and he was tired of being treated like a boy. The Devil didn't seem like a bad sort and he offered a deal for Streak to live his dreams without losing his soul. With more money than he could spend in a lifetime. Streak Wilson found himself framed as a horse thief, chased by bounty hunters, hounded by the Devil... And headed for a showdown with the deadliest killer in the territory..." Graveyards: "They say Streak Wilson made a deal with the Devil. Neighbors don't trust him. Friends drifted away. Until they needed Streak Wilson...Something was out there. Something that prowled the night. A monster with a taste for live flesh. Until Streak Wilson tracked it down...In a hunt that traveled through a silent forest and into the dark, forgotten corners of his own mind, And Streak Wilson discovered there was more than one monster in the woods!" Mention: "Not quite dead...Slasher Jim and Headless Hinchley were executed for their crimes and bound for Hell. Bur they didn't want to go. Now they walk the earth, sometimes ghostly, sometimes solid and deadly, stalking...Searching for the legendary thousand-year-old book of spells and incantations to raise the dead: SATAN'S BIBLE. and the only one between them and returning to life was a cowboy in his teens Streak Wilson. And the Devil rides with him..." Hat tip to both George the Tempter and to Jeff Meyerson.
- Scott Cawthon, Five Nights at Freddy's: Fazbear Frights. three YA gaming tie-in collections , consisting of three stories each, all based on Cawthon's popular survival video game franchise in which a character must "survive from midnight to 6 a.m. for five levels, called 'nights,' while fending off attacks from homicidal animatronic characters. Each game is set in a different location connected to a fictional pizza restaurant franchise called 'Freddy Fazbear's Pizza." " The collections are #1 Into the Pit (written with Elley Cooper), #2 Fetch (written with Andrea Waggener and Carly Anne West, and #3 1:35 A.M. (written with Elley Cooper and Andrea Waggener). Also, Five Nights at Freddy's: The Twisted Ones, The Graphic Novel, written by Cawthon and Kia Bree-Wrisley and adapted by Christopher Hastings. Eleven versions of the video game have been released since 2014, as well as various spin-offs in the franchise universe, three novels, four interactive novels, at least twenty collections of novellas in two series, three works of "Un-Fiction," eight guides to the franchise, four art activity books. one cookbook. one sticker book, two film novelizations, (and, yes, two films), eleven graphic novels, and seven tabletop games. Freddy has been a busy little Fazbear.
- Sam Gafford, Hodgson: A Collection of Essays. Gafford was an expert on writer William hope Hodgson (The House on the Borderland, The Night Land, Carnacki the Ghost Finder, etc.). This small book contains some of his most important essays and articles on the writer, including a timeline of the writing dats of his four major fantasy novels, and a discussion of his feud with Harry Houdini. A neat collection for those who, like me, are fans of Hodgson.
- Brian Harper, Shiver. Serial killer novel. 'LAPD homicide detective Sebastian Delgado thought he had seen it all. Until the killer Gryphon began staking the streets of Los Angeles, slaying young women, taking their heads as trophies, and leaving his bizarre calling card. Delgado had no suspects, no leads, no clues... A new woman has become an unwilling contestant in the Gryphon's deadly game. Wendy Alden -- lovely, innocent, living alone. Such sweet, easy prey... Yet there may be a glimmer of hope -- for Wendy is tougher than she seems. But it's up to Delgado to keep her alive while outwitting a skilled psychopathic murderer, already plotting to strike again. And again..." The author thanks, among others, Ed Gorman, "who kept my spirits up with good advice and positive feedback.'
- Shane Hawk & Theodore C. Van Alst, Jr., editors, Never Whistle at Night. 'An indigenous Dark Fiction Anthology." Twenty-six stories; authors include Rebecca Roanhorse, Darcie Little Badger, Marcie R. Rendon, Cherie Dimaline, Brandon Hobson, Kelli Jo Ford, and David Henska Wanbli Weiden, The book was nominated for four major awards and listed at number 4 for Best anthology of the year by Locus.
- Hugh Howey, Wool. Science fiction, the first book in the Silo series.. "What would you do if the world outside was deadly, and the air you breathed could kill>? And you lived in a place where every birth required a death. and the choices you made cold save lives -- or destroy them.. This is Jules's story. This is the world of Wool." An international best-selling and the basis of a 3023 television series.
- Alex Kava, Eight books from the author, with six of them from her Maggie O'Dell series. The Soul Catcher: "In a secluded cabin six young men stage a deadly standoff with FBI agents. In a wooded area near the FDR Memorial in Washington, the body of a senator's daughter is discovered. For FBI special agent Maggie O'Dell, there is nothing routine about being called in to work these two cases. As an expert criminal profiler, Maggie provides psychological insight on cases that involve suspected serial killers. She can't understand, then, why she has been assigned to two seemingly unrelated crimes. But as Maggie and her partner, Special Agent R. J. Tully, delve deeper into the caes, they discover there is a connection: Reverend Joseph Everett, the charismatic leader of a high-profile religious sect. Is Everett a psychotic madman who uses his power to perform heinous crimes? Or is he merely the scapegoat for a killer more cunning than he? Maggie realizes the only way to find out is to see her own mother, a member of Everett's church, as a pawn in a deadly trap." A Necessary Evil: "When a monsignor is found knifed to death in a Nebraska airport restroom, FBI special agent Maggie O'Dell is called in to profile the ritualistic murder of a priest, the latest in a series of killings. Maggie soon discovers a disturbing internet game that's popular among victims of abuse by Catholic priests. With this first real lead in the investigation, she wonders if the group has turned cyberspace justice into reality. Then Maggie gets a second lead -- one that leaves her stunned. For the past four years she has been obsessed with finding Father Michael Keller, whose brutal acts against children continue to haunt her. Now, it seems, he has become a target. When Keller offers to help Maggie solve the ritual killings in exchange for protection, she decides to ally herself with the reclusive child killer, stepping into a world of malevolence from which she may not return unscathed." Exposed: "Veteran FBI profiler Maggie O'Dell and Assistant Director Cunningham believed the threat targeted Quantico. It targeted them. A deadly virus -- virtually undetectable until it causes death from a million internal cuts. The victims appear random, but Maggie wonders if vengeance isn't the guiding hand. An aficionado of contemporary killers, using bits and pieces from their crimes -- the beltway sniper's phrases, the Unabomber's clues, the Anthrax Killer's delivery. Maggie knows dangerous minds, but she must tackle this new opponent from within a biosafety isolation ward -- while waiting to see if death is already multiplying inside her body. She just fears her last case might end with the most intelligent killer she's ever faced escalating from murder...to epidemic." Black Friday: "On the busiest shopping day of the year. a group of idealistic college students believe they're about to carry out an elaborate media stunt at the largest mall in America. They think the equipment in their backpacks will disrupt stores' computer systems, causing delays and chaos, disrupting capitalism, if only for a moment. What they don't realize is that instead of jamming devices, their backpacks contain explosives. And they're about to become unwitting suicide bombers. FBI profiler Maggie O'Dell must put her own political troubles aside to work with Nick Morelli and figure out who's behind this terrorist plot -- a massacre that's all the more frightening when a tip reveals that Maggie's brother is one of the doomed protesters." Damaged: "Preparing Pensacola Beach, Florida, for a severe hurricane, the Coast Guard finds an oversized fishing cooler filled with body parts tightly wrapped in plastic floating offshore. Special Agent Maggie O'Dell is sent to investigate, despite the fact that she is putting herself in the projected path of the hurricane. She's able to trace the torso in the cooler back to a man who mysteriously disappeared weeks earlier after a previous storm hit the Atlantic coast of Florida. How did his body end up six hundred miles away in the Gulf of Mexico? Using her signature keen instincts and fearless investigating, O'Dell discovers Florida's seedy underworld and the shady characters who inhabit it." Stranded: "Tired travelers and exhausted truckers have stopped at rest areas on the nation's highways for decades to refuel, grab a bite, and maybe get some shut-eye, but one man's rest stop is another's hunting ground. For years the defenseless, the weary, and the stranded have disappeared along interstates and tollways, vanishing without a trace. But these seemingly unconnected incidents are no coincidence, and a serial killers stalks the roads. When FBI Special Agent Maggie O'Dell and her partner, Tully, discover the remains of a young woman, the one clue left behind is a map -- an invitation of sorts for Maggie to play a game: a game of cat and mouse between the killer and investigators that will take Maggie and Tully on a frantic hunt crisscrossing the country to halt the truck-stop killer before he strikes again. With the body count rising, Maggie and her partner race against the clock to unmask the monster before it's too late. As they piece together the clues, following the killer's trail from D.C. to the heart of the Midwest and finally to the isolated forest of the Florida Panhandle, it becomes eerily clear that this killer may have had Maggie in his sights all along." Also, two stand-alones: One False Move. "Melanie Starks and her seventeen-year-old son have been running one con job or another for as long as she can remember. Worried about Charlie, though, Melanie is ready to start over. Then her brother, Jared, reappears in her life. Released on a technicality, Jared Barnet is just out of prison and feeling more invincible than ever. He has a perfect plan to rob a local Nebraska bank, but he needs Melanie's and Charlie's help. Feeling that she owes the brother who saved her from an unspeakably violent childhood, Melanie agrees to Jared's plan. But within seconds, shots are fired and Jared and Charlie run out of the bank. They are empty-handed and four people are dead. When they refuse to tell her what happened in those few desperate moments, Melanie realizes her brother and son have formed a silent bond. And now they are all on the run from the police, taking a hostage with them and willing to do anything to survive." And White Wash. "Tallahassee, Florida: EchoEnergy has broken through the barriers to alternative fuel sources. The impact on the world markets could be staggering. But amid the euphoria, Sabrina Galloway. one of EE's top scientists, makes an alarming discovery: Sabotage of the process has unleashed an eco-disaster, and toxic waste is poisoning Florida's waters and the Gulf of Mexico. Washington, D.C.: Youthful congressional chief of staff Jason Brill prepares his boss for the upcoming International Energy Summit. But he's beginning to realize the senator's support of EchoEnergy and its CEO may involve more private than public interests. Sabrina and Jason have never met. But in a world that values corporate greed over human life, they have attracted the notice of silent but powerful enemies. And these relentless shadow players leave tracks all the way from the Middle East to Pennsylvania Avenue."
- Jonas Kreppel, The Adventures of Max Spitzkopf: The Yiddish Sherlock Holmes, Collection of mystery stories. The stories were first printed in a series of pamphlets in Poland around 1908. Apparently well-written and decidedly pro-Jewish. The were extremely popular; a young Isaac Bashevis Singer was a big fan. Translated by Mikhi Yashnsky. This one really piqued my curiosity. It will be interesting to see how the stories stand up.
- Tim Lebbon, The Edge. Horror novel in the Relics series. "There exists a secret and highly illegal trade in mythological creatures and their artifacts. Certain individuals pay fortunes for a sliver of a satyr's hoof, a gryphon's claw, a basilisk's scale, or an angel's wing. Forty years ago the town of Longford was wiped out by a deadly disease outbreak. The infection was contained, the town isolated, and the valley in which it sits flooded and turned into a reservoir. Or so they said. Now the dark truth about the town has been revealed. The infection has risen from beneath silent waters, and this forgotten town becomes the focus of the looming battle between humankind and the Kin."
- Gary Lovisi, The Fantastic Detective Notebook: A Survey and Index to Cross-Genre Mystery & Detective Novels in Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror. It's George Kelley's fault for tempting me once again. "Originally published in a limited paperback edition 40 years ago -- long out of print -- this is a detailed look at the combination of fantastic fiction and the detective story. Here are the authors and the books that created this exciting genre blend, from Alfred Bester's Demolished Man to Jim Butcher's Dresden Files... future crimes and future cops... from George Alec Effinger's Budayeen series featuring Arabic private eye, Marid Audran, to J. D. Robb's 21st century New York police lieutenant, Eve Dallas... including all the other science fictional P.I.s and wizardly detectives." If there ever was a book that cried out, Jerry needs me, this is it.
- Seanan McGuire, Imaginary Numbers. An InCryptid novel, the ninth in the series -- the fifteenth book will be published in March. "Sarah Zellaby has always been in an interesting position. Adopted into the Price family at a young age, she's never been able to escape the biological reality of her origins: she's a cuckoo, a telepathic ambush predator closer akin to a parasitic wasp than a human being. Friend, cousin, mathematician; it's never been enough to dispel the fear that one day, nature will win out over nurture, and everything will change. Maybe that time has finally come. After spending the last several years recuperating in Ohio with her adoptive parents, Sarah is ready to return to the world -- and most importantly, to her cousin Artie, with whom she has been head-over-heels in love since childhood. But there are cuckoos everywhere, and when the question of her own survival is weighed against the survival of her family, Sarah's choices all add up to one inescapable conclusion. This is war. Cuckoo vs. Price, human vs. cryptid...and not all of them are going to walk way." The InCryptid series has been a finalist a Hugo Award for Best SF Series
- Jenn McKinlay, Witches of Dubious Origin. McKinlay is the author of more than fifty cozy mysteries and romance novels; this is her first fantasy, planed to be the first in a series. "When a librarian discovers she's descended from a long line of powerful witches, she'll need all her bookish knowledge to harness her family's magic... Zoe Ziakas enjoys a quiet life, working as a librarian in her quant New England town. when a mysterious black book with an unbreakable latch is delivered to the library, Zoe has a strange feeling the tome is somehow calling to her. She decides to consult the Museum of Literature, home to volumes of indecipherable secrets, some possessing magic that must be guarded. The collection is known as the Books of Dubious Origin. Here, Zoe discovers that she is the last descendant of a family of witches and this little black book is their grimoire." A pesky raven, undead Vikings, ghost pirates, assorted ghouls, soon enter the mix.
- Jo Nesbo, Killing Moon and The Redeemer. Two Harry Hole mystery novels. Killing Moon: "When a young woman is found dead, the police discover a horrifying signature left by the murderer. Then a second woman goes missing, and they fear their worst nightmare has come true. With time running out to find the missing woman, former detective Harry Hole is called in to hunt done the ingenious psychopath. But Harry has ulterior motives for wanting to solve this case and, if he fails, he could lose everything." The Redeemer: 'It's a freezing December night and Christmas shoppers have gathered to listen to a Salvation Army carol concert. Then a shot rings out and one of the singers falls to the floor, dead. Detective Harry Hole and his team are called in to investigate but have little to work with -- there is no immediate suspect, no weapon and no motive. But when the assassin discovers he's shot the wrong man, Harry finds his troubles have only just begun,"
- "Darkness Prevails" (I don't think I'm wrong in declaring this to be a pseudonym) & Carman Carrion, Appalachian Folklore Unveiled. "Embark on a journey through the Appalachian wilderness and uncover the cultural traditions that gave rise to some of its most timeless stories, beliefs, superstitions, and omens. Explore the legends unique to Appalachia and enter the realm of the unknown with tales about mysterious creatures, ghosts, demons, monsters, and cryptids that roam this lush land." Darkness Prevails is evidently the host of an Eeriecast network podcast, and Carman Carrion is host of the Freaky Folklore podcast.
- Philip Pullman, The Adventures of John Blake: Mystery of the Ghost Ship. Graphic novel from the author of His Dark Materials. "Trapped in the mists of time by a terrible research experiment gone wrong, John Blake and his mysterious ship are doomed to sail between the centuries -- searching for a new home. In the ocean of the modern day, John rescues a shipwrecked young girl his own age, Serena, and promises to help. But returning Serena to her own time means traveling to the one place where the ship is in most danger of destruction. The all-powerful Dahlberg Corporation has an ambitious leader with plans far greater and more terrible than anyone has realized, and he is hot on their trail. For only John, Serena, and the crew know Dahlberg's true intentions, and only they have the power to stop him from bending the world to his will."
- Justin A. Reynolds, Miles Morales: Shock Waves. A middle-grade Spider-Man graphic novel. "Miles Morales is a normal kid who is learning to juggle school at Brooklyn Visions Academy while swinging through the streets as Spider-Man. After a disastrous earthquake strikes his mother's birthplace of Puerto Rico, Miles springs into action to help set up a fundraiser for the devastated island. But when a new student's father goes missing, Miles begins to make connections between the disappearance and one of the fundraiser's star sponsors. Can Spider-Man save the day without ruining Miles's big event?" Spoiler alert: I think he can.
- "J. D. Robb" (Nora Roberts), Secrets in Death & Dark in Death. Omnibus volume of two Eve Dallas romance-mysteries. Secrets: "Du Vin isn't the kind of bar where a lot of blood gets spilled, but one evening, a mortally wounded woman stumbles out of the chic nightclub's ladies' room. Larinda Mars was a self--described 'social information reporter,' or in more old-fashioned terms, a professional gossip. She also had a side business in blackmail. Setting her sights on rich, prominent marks, shed learn what they most wanted to keep hidden and then bleed them dry. Noe someone's done the same to her, literally -- with a knife in the brachial artery. To find justice for this victim, Lieutenant Eve Dallas will have to uncover what dirty secrets Larinda used to victimize others, but along the way, she may find out more than she wants to know." Dark: "On a chilly February night, during a screening of Psycho in midtown, someone sank an ice pick into the back of Chanel Rylan's neck, then disappeared quietly into the crowd in Times Square. To Chanel's best friend, who had just slipped out of the theater or a moment to take a call, it felt as unreal as the ancient black-and-white movie up on the screen. Then. as Lieutenant Eve Dallas puzzles over a homicide that seems carefully planned yet oddly personal, she receives a tip from an unexpected source: an author of police thrillers who recognizes the crime -- from the pages of her own book. Dallas doesn't think it's a coincidence, since the recent strangulation of a sex worker resembles a scene from her writing as well. Cops look for patterns of behavior: similar weapons, similar MOs. But this killer seems to find inspiration in someone else's imagination, and if the theory holds, this may be only the second of a long-running series." Also, Indulgence in Death. "Attention, she thought. Her killers enjoyed it. Considered it their due? Possibly. a different matter from the killer who sought attention because on some level he wanted to be caught, wanted to be stopped, even punished. If it was, as her line of theory followed, some sort of contest or competition, getting caught wasn't an issue. Winning was -- or if not winning, the competition itself. However, competitions have rules, she concluded. Had to have some sort of structure, and in order to win, someone else had to lose. How many more rounds of play? she wondered. Was there an endgame?"
- Manly Wade Wellman, six volumes in the Winston-Salem in History series. The series consists of 13 small booklets/pamphlets (about 40 pages each) published under the auspices of a local historical society. The six volumes either written or co-written by Wellman are : The Founders (Volume 1), The War Record (Volume 2), Education (co-written with Larry B. Tise, Volume 3), Transportation and Communication (Volume 4), A City's Culture: Painting, Music, Literature (co-written with Larry B. Tise, Volume 5), and Industry and Commerce (co-written with Larry B. Tise, Volume 7); the remaining six volumes were written by other authors. In addition to writing fantasy and science fiction and juvenile adventure novels, Wellman was a popular Civil War and regional historian; among these books were regional histories of Warren, Gaston, Moore, and Madison Counties in North Carolina. With the exception of these six books on Winston-Salem, I have read all sixty-two of his books, and most of his shorter fiction. UPDATE: The seller has cancelled my order for Volume 1 in this series, the bastard. As of this moment, here are no other copies listed for sale on the internet. **sigh**
Fifteen Years Ago I Learned This: The Topeka Zoo has come up with a new term : Endangered Feces. They take animal scat, sterilize it, and turn it into incredible jewelry and artwork. Proceeds help support the zoo. If we can only do that for today's political discourse...
And God Created the Cat: [a Facebook meme]
- On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
- On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
- On the third day, God created tuna, mice, and all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
- On the fourth day, God created honest toil so man could labor for the good of the cat.
- On the fifth day, God created the ball of yarn, the feather thingie on a string, and the catnip mouse so the cat might or might not be amused.
- On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
- On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but the cat woke Him up at 5:00 AM.
Fifty Year Ago Today, It Sank: Here's Gordon Lightfoot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzTkGyxkYI
Vanilla Cupcakes: Today is National Vanilla Cupcakes Day! Here's a recipe:
https://www.seriouseats.com/vanilla-cupcake-recipe-8696561
It only takes an hour and you will have 22 yummy cupcakes to stuff your face with for the rest of the day! What are you waiting for?
It's also National Stick It to RFK, Jr. Day. or as some call it World Immunization Day. P.S. Vaccines work!
Happy Birthday, Johnny Marks!: Well, Halloween is over, so I guess we are well into Christmas season now, judging from the sudden deluge of advertisements and the sporadic beginning of radio stations playing Christmas music all day every day. So let us celebrate songwriter John David Marks (1909-1985), who composed many of the songs we will be listening to over the next 45 days.
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" -- Gene Autry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44bL90HP0Ys
"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" -- Brenda Lee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFsZy9t-qDc
"A Holly Jolly Christmas" -- The Quinto Sisters (who were there before Burl Ives)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rABNaYVBJNg
"Silver and Gold" -- Burl Ives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbPTf3GbZ8k
"I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day" -- Bing Crosby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFKwlkJbT0Y
"I Don't Want a Lot for Christmas" -- Sparky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48a4l3sNb1k
"When Santa Claus Gets Your Letter" -- Gene Autry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ln6OIzm-ys
"An Old Fashioned Christmas" -- Jesse Rogers with The Saddle Buddies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ogk3YE_f0
"The Most Wonderful Day of the Year (The Island of Misfit Toys)" -- Videocraft Chorus, Thurl Ravenscroft, Stan Francis, and more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD_kHKn30TI&list=RDSD_kHKn30TI&start_ra
The Saint #1, August 1947: Leslie Charteris's rogue turned detective, Simon Templar, was featured in 12 issues of a comic book from Avon, beginning in 1947, a full year before the character appeared in a daily newspaper comic strip. The comic strip was originally written by Charteris (who had earlier replaced Dashiell Hammett as the writer of the Secret Agent X-9 strip; I do not know if Charteris wrote any of the stories for the comic book. Issue #1 features two Saint stories, as well as an adventure of Lucky Dale, Girl Detective, and one of airplane pilot Prop Bowers.
Enjoy the early comic book appearance of the man known as The Saint.
https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=25331
Quotes: "There is nothing permanent except change." Heraclitus
"Keep the change." My father
Pat Rooney & Son: A classic vaudeville act from 1935. The Rooneys were a staple in vaudeville from the 19th century when Pat Sr. came to America from Ireland. This clip features Pat Jr. and Pat the Third in one of their signature dance routines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfjqzqQZ4M4
I've Got a Million of Them, Folks: "These eggs are delicious. did you cook them in butter?"
"No, actually I used ghee."
"Thanks for clarifying."
Florida Man:
- It's a lovely day in Clearwater. The sun is warm, the sky is a cloudless blue, and the gentle breezes waft over you to calm your soul. On such a day, what would you do? If one of your top three answers is not poop on a dead opossum, then you are clearly not a Florida Man. If pooping on a dead opossum was your number one choice, and you did in full view of oncoming traffic and police officers, you are definitely a Florida Man, and most likely you are 45-year-old Robert Wilcox. Wilcox denied the accusation, and when confronted with the rather visible evidence, I'm sure he said something like, "Oh, that opossum." He was taken to Pinellas County Jail and booked on misdemeanor charges. When asked why he wanted to climb Mt. Everest, Sir Edmund Hillary replied, "Because it's there." I suppose the same applies to dead opossums.
- To a true Florida Man, potato chips are sacrosanct. So it was with Florida Man Luis Nunez, 48, of Vero Beach, who threatened to cut off a man's buttocks in an argument over those greasy, salt-laden bits of Heaven. Okay, so there's a bit more to unpack here. Police officers did not find out about the chips until later in their investigation over the disturbance. The victim claimed that he was in Nunez's living room when Nunez told him to get a hospital bed from off the couch. (What was a hospital bed doing on the couch, you ask. I reply, this is Florida, and nod my head knowingly.) the man refused and Nunez became argumentative, pulling out a machete, and brandishing it while threatening to cut of what can politely described as the man's buttocks. Nunez then told police that the argument began over some bags of chips he had been hiding under a pillow and was saving for his children. Nunez was booked on an aggravated assault with a deadly weapon charge. The arresting document did not specify whether the chips were kettle style, oven baked, or multigrain.
- One thing Florida Women have in common with all other women is a groin. But Florida Woman Katherine Graham's groin held a mystery. The 31-year-old Fort Peirce woman had been arrested on a robbery charge but officers at the St. Lucie County Jail could find no contraband, and Graham said she has none, either on or in her body. Just be sure they took and x-ray and found something located in her pelvic region. They took another x-ray and the mysterious object was still there. After a brief five-mile trip to a local hospital, doctors removed a small glass smoking pipe from an area where small glass smoking pipes are seldom found. Graham did not say how the object found its way there, but she was booked on additional charges of possession of drug paraphernalia and introduction of contraband into a detention facility.
- Domestic disputes in Florida are not for the weak of heart. One recent dispute involving deer antlers and an eye-gouging grandma, left Florida Man Jacob Ashworth, 37, of Palm City, cooling his heels on a battery charge. Ashworth told deputies that he argued with his uncle because his uncle was making noise and disturbing him. The uncle then pulled a set of deer antlers off the wall, produced a knife, and threatened him. With both. Ashworth stated he didn't know what to do. He took the stupid course, attacked his uncle and brought him to the floor. Then grandma got involved, gouging Ashworth's eye to make him give up. Eventually both grandpa and grandma separated the two. Speaking to all involved, deputies determined that Ashworth was, indeed, the primary aggressor, and carted him off to the Martin County Jail. In Florida, the family that preys on each other does not stay on each other.
- Who knew? In Florida, you cannot pay for food at a McDonald's window with a bag of marijuana. One person who now knows that is Florida Man Anthony Andrew Gallagher, 23, of Post St. Lucie. Gallagher also discovered that the police were not lovin' it.
- Philosophers and scientists get no respect in Florida. Police were called to a disturbance at Crawdaddy's N'awlins Grill & Raw Bar in Jenson Beach, where they encounter Florida Man James Sutton, 42, who had been making a ruckus. Officers strongly suspected that alcohol was involved. When told to leave the premises, Sutton pulled out a small notebook and proceeded to tell the officers how the universe worked. (It may have been the condensed version because the notebook was, as I said, small.) Sutton then told an officer he wanted to put his shoulder under the cop's armpit, then proceeded to place the notebook on the officer's arm. When told he had to leave the establishment, Sutton then swatted the officer with the notebook. Since nobody in Florida likes to be hit with knowledge, Sutton was arrested. Later officers discovered a rock of crack cocaine which Sutton had taken with him in the back seat of the police vehicle.
Good News:
- A smart keyboard for Parkinson's patients. https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/a-smart-keyboard-for-parkinsons-patients-wins-2025-james-dyson-global-award/
- Visiting an art gallery can be beneficial for your health. https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/why-would-visiting-an-art-gallery-reduce-your-risk-of-heart-problems-and-disease/
- Forget the pumpkin patch, Linus; a peanut patch may help save lives. https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/phase-3-trial-shows-peanut-patch-treatment-helps-toddlers-build-tolerance-to-deadly-allergy/
- For your edification, here's a polar bear eating a 1400-pound pumpkin. https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/polar-bear-gleefully-eating-a-1400-pound-pumpkin-donated-for-his-dinner-is-a-sight-to-behold/
- 200 million migrating crabs on Christmas Island. https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/residents-need-patience-and-a-rake-to-enjoy-the-200-million-migrating-crabs-on-christmas-island/
- A family found. https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/woman-tracks-down-long-lost-dad-using-newspaper-ad-and-discovers-11-siblings/
- I already knew that those who work on our farms are heroes. https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/farmworkers-are-heroes-after-rescuing-20-children-from-burning-school-bus-in-california/
- I honestly believe they do not include heavy metal or gangster rap. https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/seniors-who-listen-to-music-often-slash-their-dementia-risk-by-over-a-third/
- A brighter future and a new career for these lucky animals. https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/dogs-rescued-from-squalid-house-being-retrained-as-police-sniffer-k-9s/
Today's Poem:
A Rhyme About an Electrical Advertising Sign
I look on the specious electrical light
Blatant, mechanical, crawling, and white,
Wickedly red or malignantly green
Like the heads of a young Senegambian queen.
Showing, while millions of souls hurry on,
The virtues of collars, from sunset to dawn,
By dart or by tumble of whirl within whirl,
Starting new fads for the shame-weary girl,
By maggoty motions in sickening line,
Proclaiming a hat or a soup or a wine,
While there far above the steep cliffs of the street
The stars sing a message elusive and sweet.
Now man cannot rest in his pleasure or toil
His clumsy contraptions of coil upon coil
Till the thing he invents, in its use and its range,
Leads to the marvelous CHANGE BEYOND CHANGE.
Someday this old Broadway shall climb to its skies,
As a ribbon of cloud on a soul-wind shall rise.
And we shall be lifted, rejoicing by night,
Till we join with the planets who choir with delight.
The signs in the streets and the signs in the skies
Shall make me a Zodiac, guiding and wise,
And Broadway make one with that marvelous stair
That is climbed by the rainbow-clad spirits of prayer.
-- Vachel Lindsay (1879-1931)